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[Jul. 19th, 2008|09:34 am]

th_esaurus
[How | arghhhh]
[What |lovedrug - angels with enemies]

I know everyone is raving about The Dark Knight and yes, I am pretty annoyed that it doesn't come out here for like another WEEK AND A BIT, but right now? I am more annoyed that I cannot watch the final act of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

HE HOLDS A PHD IN HORRIBLENESS, YOU GUYS ;___;
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|12:06 am]

th_esaurus
[Tags|, ]
[How | tired]
[What |the fratellis - cigarello]

I suddenly have the most desperate urge to write Master/Doctor fic. But I've been out of the fandom for so long (the part where the fic is, anyway) that I don't know what's already been written. And my writing was so much better back then that anything I wrote now would just be a disappointment.

UGH. Why have I got such fandom nostalgia lately?!

And oh man I just found the epic AU I started writing, except I can't remember what was supposed to happen in it, only that John Smith and Harold Saxon were both being human at the same time and it was going to be amazing.

As a youth, John had studied copiously: astronomy, sociology, botany, classics. He had eventually settled on medieval history as his forte, because he had an unnatural love of the workings of men's minds and how they shaped time. But it was his brief stint in cognitive psychology that taught him about free-association writing. So, when he opened his drawer one day and found a hundred or so loose-leaf sheets of paper with words he had never heard, names he didn't recognise, drawings and symbols and glyphs he could not place, he was not overly concerned.

He probably should have been, but he filed away all his worries – the writing, the occasional blackouts, the dreams that woke him up in a panicked sweat or with a pounding erection or with the sense that he was missing something inside his very core – and put them down to an early onset midlife crisis.

Martha had forbidden him to throw them out. "You never know," she'd said, organising them by what colour pen he had used, and patting them down into neat stacks. "You might discover yourself. Save you having to go to Tibet to look." She had put the papers back in his drawer and placed an old watch on top to weigh them down.
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What I've Been Looking For. [Jul. 18th, 2008|10:13 pm]

rionaleonhart
[Tags|, , ]

YOU GUYS.

High School Musical on Stage is pretty much the worst thing I've ever seen. The voice-broadcast quality is bad! The jokes are terrible! The songs are frequently overblown to the point of being completely incoherent! The audience was absolutely appalling and insisted on clapping along out of time and singing along out of tune!

And you know what? I don't care about any of those things. I bloody loved it. Well, I spent the first half sort of cringing because my family was there, they were sitting through this rubbish because of me, what were they going to think?, and then in the second half something clicked and I realised I was really enjoying myself. I adored 'When There Was Me and You' and wept at 'Breaking Free' and grinned like a maniac through the entire final medley and look, this is love. There's no other way to explain it. It's love, and love doesn't have to make sense.

IMPORTANT NOTES:
- In the stage version, Ryan somehow manages to be both more gay and more incestuous. I am impressed!
- Ryan, at one point, flails and squeals because Troy touched him. OH, RYAN.
- There is a scene - probably the most cringeworthy in the entire thing - in which the students are passing around an invisible ball as part of a drama exercise. If I recall correctly, Zeke gives it to Sharpay. Sharpay gives it to Ryan. Ryan gives it to Chad. Chad gives it to Taylor. Taylor gives it to Gabriella. Gabriella gives it to Troy.
Only after I had recovered from my embarrassment did it occur to me to wonder about this. Zeke/Sharpay, Chad/Taylor and Gabriella/Troy are all canonical pairings, and in the Zeke-Sharpay passing it is very clear that Zeke chooses to pass it to her because of his romantic interest in her. Taylor and Gabriella are friends. Sharpay and Ryan are twins. But why does Ryan pass it to Chad? I choose to assume that this is because of their inevitable future boyfriendness. (Afterwards, in the background of other things going on, Chad looks over at Ryan and makes what appear to be 'what the hell, why pass it to me?' gestures. It is kind of adorable!)
- At one point, when Ryan was being adorable and making an attempt at apologising for Sharpay, the audience broke into spontaneous applause. This made me smile a lot. I LOVE MY LITTLE GAY RYAN.
- Jack Scott annoys me a lot. GET OUT OF MY HAPPY PLACE, JACK SCOTT. GET AWAY FROM KELSI.
- Is it wrong that I want to write many more Supernatural/High School Musical crossovers now?

Thank you so much to everyone who wished me a happy birthday! It has been truly fabulous. And, er, apologies to the unfortunate members of my family, not all of whom truly understand the pure and blazing love of which High School Musical is made.
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|10:00 pm]

th_esaurus
[Tags|, ]
[How | okay]
[What |queens of the stone age - no one knows]

BY THE WAY, how many of you will disown me if I tell you I got a trailer for The Clone Wars and I got a bit excited and will probably be going to see that? Pretty much all of you, I suspect. Mostly I am excited for ~*General Kenobi*~ and Asajj Ventress omfg. CRAZY LADY IS CRAZY. Although Dooku's character design freaks me out.

UGHHHH THERE NEEDS TO BE A FILM ABOUT WEE OBI-WAN AND QUI-GON AND XANATOS AND ALL OF THEIR COLLECTIVE ANGST.



I seriously haven't thought about Star Wars in so long. Wow.
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|08:30 pm]

th_esaurus
[Tags|]
[How | mellow]
[What |mika - grace kelly]

Wall.E is basically the most visually beautiful film ever created, animated or otherwise.

I COULDN'T EVEN WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO GO SEE IT WITH ME. I went on my own. There were a bunch of guys there alone, but I seemed to be the only girl. Come on, female population! WHERE IS YOUR FILM GEEKERY?

also there was a beardy hipster and i eavesdropped on his phone conversation about how he had been waiting for this forever, and he couldn't wait any longer for the dark knight and i wanted him to be my boyfriend UM CURSE MY INABILITY TO TALK TO ANYONE EVER.
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Voice Post [Jul. 18th, 2008|04:20 pm]

tabimendou
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|03:11 pm]

mad_lemming_89
I just saw Hammond's advert for Morrisons on the telly...

THERE HAD BETTER BE MOCKING. XD It's hilarious! Also, it amuses me that they use 'Shine' as the music. So, that's one of my favourite presenters, with my favourite song by my favourite band, advertising the shop I hate the most. XD

*cracks up*


EDIT: Also - why do I watch 'Air Crash Investigation'? I'm terrified enough of flying - why do I do this to myself? WHY AM I ADDICTED TO THIS SHOW?!?!
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|12:30 pm]

mad_lemming_89
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIONAAAAAA! :D :D :D
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Wool, Langford, Cook and Williams promote their Fringe shows... [Jul. 18th, 2008|10:09 am]

richnkel

[richdudley]
[How | content]

It's been a busy week for comedy interviews in the Metro. Promoting their Edinburgh Fringe shows for this year, here is the "Five Questions For..." feature as answered by Glenn Wool (July 13th 2008), Lloyd Langford (July 14th 2008), Jason Cook (July 15th 2008) and Steve Williams (July 17th 2008):


Five Questions For Glenn Wool:

"Comedians aren't always content, but at least they get to vent. Hairy Canadian Glenn Wool is turning his miserable year into an Edinburgh Festival Fringe show, Goodbye Scars, and the catharsis begins in Birmingham."

Glenn Wool
Has this show been difficult to write?
"They're always difficult. With most shows, the hard part is linking the bits together, but if you write like I do, it all fits together pretty easily. The connecting line for this show is my divorce papers."

Isn't it a bit painful to perform?
"You know, I think this might be my last show about personal stuff. I remember thinking: 'Do I really want to be talking about my divorce every night onstage?' My philosophy is that things are going to kick you, so if you talk about it, it'll get better. Or a lot worse. I don't know."

Is confessional comedy the in-thing after Brendon Burns won the if.comedy award last year?
"Hey, probably. I just did the commentary on his DVD actually. We've got a little group of comics and every time one of us cuts a DVD we all come in and talk over it, and this time we were particularly vicious. There's some turmoil going on in the group, and it all came out. Comedian group therapy."

Are you off the sauce at the moment?
"God, no. I've also got a weird addiction to those oriental noodle packets at the moment. They're what I've been replacing cigarettes with, and I still don't know what's worse. But then I have been freebasing them."

Aren't you in a play at this year's Fringe, too?
"It's called the Office Party, and all I can say about it is that I'm the CEO. It's interactive, which is good, because you don't need to learn any lines. The only thing is, there's a lot of drinking involved and I have to go straight from that show to my own show. At least I'll always be in a good mood.""




Five Questions For Lloyd Langford:

"In his forthcoming Edinburgh show, Lloyd Langford admits he's Not A Lover, Not A Fighter. Metro tries to discover what this tipped-for-the-top stand-up is made of before his weekend stint in Cardiff.

Lloyd Langford
Where are you?
"I'm on a bench that has a very large plaque provided by Loire Valley Wines and a list of the wines they have. It's a bench! It should be sponsored by Special Brew. This is making me slightly annoyed. I was hoping the bench would have been provided for the family of someone who really loved sitting here. This is just a hideous marketing machine."

If you're neither a lover nor a fighter, what are you?
"The title is about not being particularly good at those activities. It's an examination of my insecurities and experiences that have happened to me over the past couple of years, where I haven't necessarily handled myself that well."

Did you do a lot of loving and fighting to reach your conclusion?
"I think I'm one of those people who's a wimp, but end up finding myself in these situations after gigs where people are asking me to dance with them and I'm trying to explain to them that I have a girlfriend. And I can't dance."

How is the Edinburgh Festival Fringe different from your usual working life?
"You're doing something you wouldn't normally do and you have a lot of people who can call you a tit and write about you."

Will you be faffing around with props or keeping it straight?
"It's stand-up. If I'm putting stuff like that into the show, then I'm doing fewer jokes. I was thinking about doing a show last year but I didn't think I was ready. I'm a better comedian now."




Five Questions For Jason Cook:

"Newcastle comic Jason Cook has recently returned from the New Zealand International Comedy Festival, where he won the award for Best International Act for his show, My Confessions.

Jason Cook
Why do you think My Confessions has been so popular in the UK and in New Zealand?
"I wrote it to tell true stories. There is no embellishment and people like it because it is quite honest."

Are you going to Edinburgh this year?
"Yes. I am going with the follow-up show to My Confessions, which is called Joy. It is about finding the joy in everything that we do. I think our joy in life is being squashed because if you look at the news it says that asylum-seeking, bird flu-infected obese children are coming to kill us all."

Are you doing anything more with your German techno parody act Die Clatterschenkenfietermaus?
"We're filming some TV stuff at the minute, which we are really excited about as we originally saw it as a TV project. We are also planning to go on tour again next year."

You can be quite insulting when you are doing Die Clatter Has anyone ever got upset?
"Generally, they like it. Although in Liverpool we once got heckled. One guy said: 'Why don't you f**k off back to where you came from, you German scum?' I think he genuinely believed we were German and that we were real."

Who do you think are the up-and-coming names on the comedy scene?
"Chris Ramsey, a South Shields comic, is really good. He does anecdotes and also has some surreal stuff. There is also Barry Dodds. He is a legend - we worked out that there are 11 comedians who tell stories about him onstage.""




Five Questions For Steve Williams:

"Comedian Steve Williams seems a chirpy enough chap but is, in fact, The Ultimate Worrier. That's the title of his new Edinburgh Festival Fringe show, bits of which he'll be airing at The Glee this weekend.

Steve Williams
Last year you did a show about quitting drinking. Have you kept it up?
"I drink less now. My plan was to stay off booze for eight months from Christmas to last year's [Edinburgh] festival, but I only lasted until June. The subject of this year's show is quite telling, really. I used to glide through life when I drank more."

Is this pre-Edinburgh period particularly nerve-wracking?
"There are only two times of year where comedians get edgy - just before the world's biggest arts festival and just before Christmas, when the circuit becomes absolute carnage. The Christmas crowds are so drunk, they're watching the ceiling and don't even realise there's comedy on."

So what do you worry about in particular?
"Gastropubs are doing my head in at the moment. They're the ugly face of the commercialisation of the old man's pubs that I used to love. Eating off square plates, it does my box."

You're not taking on the big topics?
"They get an airing as well. I think things are changing and it depends whether you like change or not. Everything happens in cycles. The dinosaurs were saying it just before they died out: 'The world's going to the dogs.'"

Speaking of dinosaurs, you've been described as an old-fashioned comic. Is that fair?
"I think it was meant as a compliment. Some people get onstage and use Jurassic Park-style DNA technology to reinvent old scenarios but, with me, it's just what's in my mind. I suppose it is a bit old-fashioned when you think that we've been talking since the dawn of civilisation. I'm not reinventing the wheel here.""
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Antics from Burns and Jeffries while Olver and Fitzhigham reach their finish lines... [Jul. 18th, 2008|09:48 am]

richnkel

[richdudley]
[How | amused]

News has reached us this week that Jeff Green is set to release a new live stand-up CD. Recorded at a recent sell-out show at the Manchester Lowry in Manchester, "Personal From A To Z" will be available to purchase from October 6th when a 3 CD box set containing the above title as well as "Jeff Green Debauched Cherub - The Definitive Collection" and "Jeff Green Back From The Bewilderness" will also be released. Sounds good to us. Here's what else tickled our fancy this week.

Firsty, our best wishes go to Tanyalee Davis who has recently undergone spinal surgery. In order to combat a condition known as spinal stenois, 23 vertebrae were operated on and the experience was recorded for a forthcoming ITV1 documentary which may air in early October. Although Tanyalee's road to recovery will not be swift, she is looking on the positive side: "I have to use a walker to get around but I'm feeling stronger every day. I'm sick that I'll miss Edinburgh this year but this had to be done. I have to learn to walk again which is very tiresome." It is hoped that she will return to live stand-up on September 1st when she has a gig lined up in Las Vegas.

The Montreal Festival is currently taking place and it has been reported by Chortle that Brendon Burns launched a tirade during his show against former Quebec Prime Minister Pierre-Marc Johnson without knowing that the man himself was sitting in the crowd! The if.com award winner tells all: "I cut him a new one about speaking French not knowing who he was. Everyone else in the room was fully aware but not me. I called him and all Quebecois creepy, underhanded, petulant, ropey c****s for leading with French just to piss the Yanks off. I said no matter how much the Scottish hate the English they don't speak Russian just to spite them. My xenophobia was genuine." Johnson's reaction to Burns' material was a surprise though. "He absolutely loved it and he's changed my mind about the Quebec people somewhat. They took us all out for dinner afterwards."

Staying with Chortle, the comedy website also revealed this week of the escalating feud between Jim Jeffries and the Osbournes which makes for interesting reading and inidicates that the Australian's Edinburgh show should be well worth catching this year. The feud started back in April when Jim co-presented the NME Awards in America and told Kelly Osbourne that she wasn't talented or attractive. She failed to see the funny side and launched into a barrage of four letter words. After some hilarious sarcasm thrown back at her ("'I think she'd be famous even if she wasn't Ozzy's daughter – she's that good.'") Kelly resorted to spitting at Jim. Very classy. It has now come to light that Osbourne's mother Sharon has got involved and apparently sent Jim an email stating "Dear Nobody. Wait until you're a celebrity before you criticise REAL celebrities. Why don't you f**k off."' Again, very classy. Like mother like daughter it seems. Quite aptly, Jim responded with "'Dear Sharon. After you had all that plastic surgery and had the fat sucked out of your thighs, why did you pump it into your daughter's face?'" to which there has been no comment. Not yet anyway. If the Osbournes want to receive even more negative publicity every night of the Fringe Festival between 21:00 and 22:00 they'd better reply soon!

Congratulations to Mark Olver who has successfully completed his 400 mile walk from Bristol to Edinburgh in time for the Fringe Festival! He has been chased by cows, performed to OAPs in a hotel, was kept awake until 4am by a couple who allowed him to sleep on their sofa and amazingly, the final 55 miles (Berwick to Edinburgh) were covered in less than two days after some goading from fellow comic Jon Richardson! The latter saw Olver "literally crawl into the reception of my hotel" and now he has just two weeks to get the story of his travels written down before his Underbelly run."My feet are quite sore. I have lost nearly a stone, which I plan to put back on by the end of the day. As a result of his walk, the Bristolian has raised £5,500 alone from sponsorship and perfoming gigs en route. Tim Fitzhigham meanwhile has also accomplished his challenge of morris dancing 150 miles from London to Norwich. Inspired by Shakesperian actor and clown William Kemp, he completed his journey last week and declared it to be absolute agony. His Pleasance Hut show "The Bard's Fool" will reveal all.

Finally, it was revealed by Jason Cook this week in an interview with Metro as to just how much of a legend the Newcastle comic Barry Dodds is: "We worked out that there are 11 comedians who tell stories about him onstage. We'll leave you this week with some video footage of Dodds in action so you can discover just how great the Erasure fan is for yourself! Enjoy!


This weekend's comedy listings (Fri 17th/Sat 18th July):
Birmingham Glee Club; Ian Coppinger, Dave Johns, Steve Harris, Shazia Mirza (Fri only), Jimmy McGhie (Sat only)
Cardiff Glee Club: Steve Williams, Kevin Bridges, Keith Farnan, Trevor Crook
Bristol Comedy Box: No shows this weekend
Manchester Comedy Store: Micky Flanagan, Phil Walker, Alun Cochrane, Sean Meo, Russell Kane (Fri only), Special Guest (Sat only)
London Comedy Store: Paul Thorne, Steve Hughes, Justin Moorhouse, Rob Rouse, Ty Barnett
Tattershall Castle: Windsor, Markus Birdman, Earl Okin, Special Guest
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|08:00 am]

th_esaurus
[Tags|]
[How | tired]
[What |alphabeat - 10,000 nights of thunder]

*breaks out the singing hat*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO [info]rionaleonhart AND [info]cryptictac
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO [info]rionaleonhart AND [info]cryptictac
HAPPY BIRTH-DAY TO [info]rionaleonhart AND [info]cryptictac
HAPPYBIRTHDAYTOYOUBOTHILULOADS♥
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|01:06 am]

mad_lemming_89
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7511439.stm

While I think that having more ethnic minorities on the telly is a Very Good Thing, I can't help but raise an eyebrow at some of the examples they gave for shows that they consider "too white" - The Vicar of Dibley? Emmerdale? But... these are set in tiny little villages way way WAAAAAY out in the countryside. I'm sorry if I'm being ignorant, but... ethnic minorities, well, they tend to leave in or nearer to the big cities, don't they? So... why would you expect a black/Asian/whatever family to move to Emmerdale? That'd just seem odd, probably even to the minorities that they're supposed to be representing. O.o I mean, fair enough for Eastenders - I mean, a soap set in the East End of London? Like, from around here, where I live? You'd expect there to be a LOT more.

I just found that slightly odd that they singled out those particular two shows, heh - feel free to disagree with me. XD
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[Jul. 17th, 2008|11:20 pm]

th_esaurus
[Tags|, , ]
[How | crappy]
[What |stars - the ghost of genova heights]

I wanted to come back from Oxford Street with armfuls of bags and zero money in my bank, but this didn't happen. I got one dress, one cardigan (FINALLY), and some comedy pants, though [info]sunsetmog coerced me into that last one. We sat in Pizza Hut and ranted about our could-be-worse lives, which was sort of cathartic, and then she told me about her amazing amazing Panic! fic and you guys, I want to read it so much, and I don't even care about bandom.

Oh, and then I fucked up again. And there is a spider big enough to be alarming somewhere in my room.



The trailer for Watchmen is floating about now. It looks exactly like the comic. It looks exactly like the comic.
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[Jul. 17th, 2008|11:26 pm]

mad_lemming_89
I was just flicking through fandomsecrets, and saw this one:




Dear OP - if you're on my flist, I'm sorry you feel like that! *BUG HUGS!* So, just in case you are on my flist, I've turned on anonymous commenting, so if there's anything you want to ask me, just go right ahead! :D

I suppose this goes for the rest of my flist too, actually. Anony-Mousing time! XD


EDIT: Okaaaaaaay, anonymousing doesn't seem to be working... right - if you want to post anonymously, just change your thing above the comment box from 'Post as user 'xyd'' to 'Anonymous'. ;D
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[Jul. 17th, 2008|03:08 pm]

mad_lemming_89
Well, went to Thorpe Park yesterday. It was pretty awesome, heh. I enjoyed myself.

This is all being slightly overshadowed however by the whole new boyfriend thing. I have this awful habit of being delighted for a day or two if someone asks me out, and then deciding that I really don't actually want to go out with the person. That, or things happen to make me decide that I don't really want to go out with them. This time around, it's that for some reason, it's to be kept completely secret - he wouldn't even hug me in front of anybody else, or do anything at all. He was also expecting me to share his bed with him last night, which I didn't want to, especially seeing as we haven't even been on a date yet - I ended up phoning my Dad and asking him to pick me up because I just really wanted to go home, I wasn't enjoying myself at all. And, also, he's been asking Kirsty to split up with her boyfriend and go out with him for the last two years, including the day before he asked me out, I have discovered.

I just... I do not want to be somebody's backup if they can't have the person that they really want.

:(
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[Jul. 17th, 2008|02:57 pm]

th_esaurus
[Tags|, ]
[How | blank]
[What |snow patrol - same]

I'd fallen behind reading [info]dwseason5, so I read the four or so chapters I'd missed today. It reminded me that I really love Doctor/Master so much. I love how fucked up they are, and how they love each other and hate each other and need each other so badly. Quick scribble inspired by Fjemir.

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The Invisible War. [Jul. 17th, 2008|12:39 pm]

rionaleonhart
[Tags|, , ]

Here is an actual conversation that occurred between me and my brother recently:

Riona: Goodnight, Fred.
Fred: Goodnight.
(Riona starts to leave the room, but something catches her eye and she pauses.)
(It is a long pause.)

Riona: ...Why is there a box of matches on the ceiling?
(pause)
Fred: I don't know.
(pause)
Fred: Maybe it'll set fire to the ceiling. While you're pinned to it.
(pause)
Fred: I can't help you with every problem, Harriet.


While we're on the topic of weird conversations, an exchange between me and my housemate when I was living in university accommodation:

Matt: (drinking, frowns) Drinking acidic fruit juice probably isn't all that good for an upset stomach, is it?
Riona: Maybe not. (pause) You should drink bleach.
(pause)
Matt: I should pour this over your head.
Riona: It's an alkali! It makes sense! On some level, it makes sense!
(pause)
Riona: The level on which you're immune to bleach poisoning.
(pause)
Matt: The level of not true?


(My other brother later removed the matchbox. As it turned out, it had been fastened to the ceiling with double-sided sticky tape.

As it turned out, double-sided sticky tape can bring down a fairly large chunk of paint.)

(EDIT: ...what the hell, Livejournal dating system, it is not the twenty-fourth of September. Is - is it?)
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"He who dares, Rodney! He who fucking dares!" [Jul. 17th, 2008|12:25 pm]

bunchoflemons
[Tags|]
[Where |Oldham]
[How | busy]
[What |Chameleon, James]

I am having a rather busy week. Here's something to tide you over:



N'aww! Look at his little face. I love you, Mr Dyer.

(ADSKLDHSA WHY HAVE I DELETED MY DANNY DYER ICON?)
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brb [Jul. 17th, 2008|12:18 pm]

tabimendou
[Tags|, , ]
[How | content]
[What |Yakushi Ruri - Tsuyogari]


Cute Ed is cute.

Right, off to Loughborough today and then tomorrow, OFF TO DORSET FOR CAMP BESTIVAL. I should be back by Tuesday. Bye bye ♥

(no mtw spoilers plz)

(alluding text messages are fine)
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[Jul. 17th, 2008|10:30 am]

th_esaurus
[How | pessimistic]
[What |gogol bordello - not a crime]

What is wrong with me? Okay, so I had a bad low yesterday. I ended up crying down the phone to my Mum, which is something I try not to do because I know it makes her upset too. But now I've had a sleep. I should be refreshed and reset. I have no reason to still feel incredibly down and incredibly blank.

But I do.

Pretty much I just want to sleep until mid-August now.
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[Jul. 16th, 2008|11:47 pm]

th_esaurus
[Tags|, ]
[How | melancholy]
[What |sarah slean - duncan]

I have posted too much today, and I know this, but fuck it, I'm depressed right now and I wanted to picspam. Thus here is a spam I have cleverly entitled: Times In That Movie When Tony Stark Was Even Hotter Than Usual.

1) When he's got his battery. You all know I love this. I'm unsure why. Maybe just the concept, or maybe the subconscious idea of vulnerability - that he's literally carrying his heart on his sleeve. Whatever. It's hot.



I'd be prepared to lose a few with you. )
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[Jul. 16th, 2008|10:53 pm]

th_esaurus
[Tags|, ]
[How | depressed]
[What |aqualung - good time's gonna come]

More celeb news - this time, Ewan Mcgregor. I know, I haven't talked about him in ages. Just two things: he is going to be one of the leads in I, Lucifer. As in, you know, the guy who gets possessed by Lucifer. This is a fairly hot prospect. I must finish that book.

Second, I'm finding it kind of hard to keep up my enthusiasm for I Love You Phillip Morris when there is no news and no new pictures. But then I saw this shot for Angeleno, and I am excited again. Yeahhhhh.



Go away from the internets, self. You are boring. DIAF.
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[Jul. 16th, 2008|08:31 pm]

th_esaurus
[Tags|]
[How | bored]
[What |neneh cherry - woman]

And another one. Whatever gets me drawing, I suppose...?



;__;
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Of Course! That Dynamite I Have In My Tattoo! [Jul. 16th, 2008|06:18 pm]

rionaleonhart
[Tags|, , , ]

Hey, you know what I haven't watched in ages? Prison Break.

Way back at the end of 2006, I bought my brother Joseph a DVD of the first thirteen episodes of Prison Break and we watched it together. TOO LATE DID I DISCOVER MY FOLLY: YOU CANNOT BUY SERIES IN HALVES, BECAUSE THE SECOND HALF IS GUARANTEED TO BE RIDICULOUSLY OVERPRICED. So there we were, suffering enormously from Prison Break's love of cliffhangers for over a year and a half, because thirty pounds (sixty dollars to those of you in Americaland, where everything is so much cheaper than it is here that it makes me want to weep) is far too much for nine forty-minute episodes.

AND THEN, JUST WHEN I WAS SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING BREAKING INTO AN HMV TO STEAL A PRISON BREAK DVD (in fact, I'm still half-tempted to do so, because they would have so much fun with it on Have I Got News for You), I STUMBLED ACROSS A REASONABLY-PRICED SECOND HALF. AND LO, MY JOY WAS GREAT.

Yeah, that wasn't a very interesting story. Anyway! Prison Break! Yes!

I actually find myself a lot more emotionally invested now than I was when I watched the first half. I imagine this can probably be attributed to my having watched Supernatural in between, because the, er, Winchester-Winchester relationship has brought the Scofield-Burrows relationship into much sharper relief for me. I really care about these characters now. I react to the many, many terrible things that happen to them (MUCH LIKE THE WINCHESTERS) with frustrated gestures and actual noises of pain. I LOVE YOU, ER, SCOFIELD AND BURROWS. Damn it, why do you have different last names? 'OH, WINCHESTERS' is much easier to say than 'OH, SCOFIELD AND BURROWS'.

ALSO, SUCRE IS AMAZING. And Sarah reminds me so strongly of Allison Cameron that I have become absolutely convinced that they are secretly the same character. Someone needs to write about how Cameron became Sarah. (Physically, Sarah looks exactly like the child of Cameron and Thirteen. It's a little unnerving.)

Also also, there need to be one million crossovers between Supernatural and Prison Break. A million.

I have watched up to 'J-Cat'. Please don't spoil me!

(...does anyone who reads this journal watch Prison Break? Anyone?)
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Some Things [Jul. 16th, 2008|04:46 pm]

hullfire
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There are people dressed as bats all over town.

The Mercedes CLS 320 really should be good-looking, but it just isn't, is it?

"Nom nom nom sushi" is a vastly under-used phrase.

Packing is really dull.
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[Jul. 16th, 2008|03:59 pm]

th_esaurus
[Tags|]
[How | blah]
[What |tori amos - cornflake girl]

Lately, when I'm feeling emo about being very, very single, I will go and wink at someone on Match.com. I haven't decided if this makes me feel any better or not. Probably not, because no-one ever winks back.

The most beautiful kitty I have ever seen wandered into our garden this morning. It let us coo all over it for a while, meowed a lot, and then wandered off again.



My LJ consists entirely of pictures recently ;__;
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[Jul. 16th, 2008|03:27 pm]

th_esaurus
[Tags|]
[How | okay]
[What |amy winehouse - you know i'm no good]

This is for...well, you know who you are.

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[Jul. 16th, 2008|02:46 pm]

teenagelogic
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[What |cobra starship; 'send my love to the dancefloor, ill see you in hell...']

*uses Cobra Starship icon*

Woo. Good things: my mum's back from her week away, and we've booked tickets for our MASSIVE LONDON TRIP OF THEATRE-FILLED DOOM MAGNIFICENCE, tomorrow and friday. Going to see Hairspray (Ben Ellis!) and then Spamalot tomorrow, and A Midsummer Night's Dream on friday afternoon.

It's going to be an amazing theatre- and comedy-filled summer. This trip of doom magnificence, and Pitlochry Festival Theatre in a week's time, and then Edinburgh next month. I'm very excited.





Anyway, bandom people, I may be late in saying this but if you're not reading this fic then you should be. JWalk & horses! Ryan-in-a-cage! Brendon/Vicky-T! I actually like Pete and Ashlee in this fic, therefore it genuinely wins at life.
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A one-off man mental [Jul. 16th, 2008|02:17 pm]

fit_comedians

[unhako_neko]
I spent a pleasant afternoon not too long ago going through the whole archives of this comm, and it made me very happy in all kinds of places.

I noticed however that the Morris had been mentioned a couple of times but without sufficient pictorial evidence of his hawtness.  And also that MOAR DENHOLM was required.

So I... may have screencapped The Day Today and Brasseye a little bit, if anyone is interested.  I'd advise anyone on dial-up not to be interested.

 
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[Jul. 16th, 2008|12:19 pm]

th_esaurus
[Tags|, , ]
[How | lazy]
[What |ash - oh yeah]

CRANKIN' UP THE RUMOUR MILL.

News I've heard recently is that Jon Favreau is definitely on board for Iron Man II, and that RDJ "had a sequel clause in his first contract, so this was never open to discussion". But the latest gossip is that Marvel are bringing in Justin Theroux to write it. I mean, obviously I loved the first film's script (although as Favreau has said in the past, a whole lot of the dialogue was improvised anyway), but I have no real problem with a shuffle like this. I've not seen Theroux in much - Mulholland Drive and a couple of smaller roles - but he's a sharp actor, and I can imagine him writing good stuff for RDJ to riff against.

My only quibble is - can't we have him act in the film instead? Because he is QUITE ATTRACTIVE and then I will have someone to slash Tony with.

Shallow RD is shallow.



Also I read that Marvel gave RDJ a Bentley as a thank-you for making them so much money doing such a fab job.

lol wasn't the movie sponsored by Audi?
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[Jul. 16th, 2008|10:15 am]

th_esaurus
[Tags|, , ]
[How | bored]
[What |the knife - silent shout]

FIC RECS.

Paparazzo by [info]basingstoke is the Tony Stark/Peter Parker fic I always wanted to write, except three million times better. I can't get over how good the dialogue in this is. Peter comes across as very much a kid, a kid in awe, a kid with a crush, a kid who doesn't know what the right thing to do is, next to Tony, who is bitchy and horny and fun. I also kind of adore Johnny Storm's dorkish little cameo, despite having never seen/read any Fantastic Four. I'd say this fic was a PWP - and the sex is really smoking hot - but it has far too much character for that label.

"Uh," Peter said. "Did you name your suit... Jarvis?" Why. Why why why. Stark was weirder in person than on TV.

"No, Jarvis is the AI. The suit is the suit, it's not animate, that would be stupid. The last thing you want to encase your vital organs in is something that's self-aware. Jarvis is my buddy. Buddy? Buddy. Speak to me!" Stark stared into the mask. "What the hell?"

"Yes, sir?" the mask said.

"Finally! Do we have flight?"

"No, sir. Rebooting. All systems offline."

"AIDS. I'm giving you AIDS."


And if you want a completely different tone, [info]quigonejinn and [info]jamaillith have written a series of Tony Stark clone fics. These are dark. Some of the darkest I've read in this fandom, perhaps. But they are also ridiculously well-written, very clever, and an emotional punch to the gut. They've created a plethora of scenarios where this could work perfectly, and filled them up with enough background science and a scarily pitch-perfect Obadiah so that they do. They just click. And then break you. I think the third part is my favourite, probably because it's the darkest of the lot - Jarvis is utterly heartbreaking - and has a meandering feel that I adore.

One afternoon, when the sun has dropped a quarter of the way into the Pacific, he comes out of the pool and finds Obadiah standing there with a drink in his hand. Obadiah puts the drink down on the table and hands Tony a towel. Tony looks at it, then back at Obadiah.

"Like when you come out of the shower," Obadiah says. Tony makes a few vague passes at his hair and shoulders with it, and then Obadiah pushes Tony down to his knees. Tony's hair is still mostly wet; water runs down his shoulders and around the edges of the light in his chest, and Obadiah takes hold of Tony's jaw and makes Tony look up at him.

Tony didn't doesn't think to put the towel underneath him. When Obadiah lets him up, there are marks on his knees, and the right knee bleeds a little.
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[Jul. 15th, 2008|11:08 pm]

th_esaurus
[Tags|, ]
[How | blah]
[What |portishead - numb]

It just amuses me that I found these both on the same day.





Viral marketing is the best thing to come out of the advertising industry since sliced [insert something witty here].
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[Jul. 15th, 2008|09:43 pm]

mad_lemming_89
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I'm in a memey mood! :D Nicked from... well, just about everybody.

Ask me a question about any/each of the following;

1. Friends
2. Sex
3. Music
4. Drugs
5. Love
6. LiveJournal

No matter how rude, sexual, or confidential. Then post this in your journal and see what questions you get asked.
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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ [Jul. 15th, 2008|08:13 pm]

tabimendou
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[How | happy]
[What |Nana - A Little Pain]



I LOVE ME AN EMPEN
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[Jul. 15th, 2008|07:57 pm]

th_esaurus
[How | blah]
[What |rob dougan - will you follow me?]

I really am desperate for some new clothes. Want want want, but cannot have because of no money.



(I joined [info]fatshionista and I think - god, I hope - it's going to help.)
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[Jul. 15th, 2008|04:14 pm]

th_esaurus
[Tags|, ]
[How | depressed]
[What |black sabbath - iron man]

Blah blah blah blah.

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[Jul. 15th, 2008|03:54 pm]

th_esaurus
[How | low]
[What |scissor sisters - i can't decide]

This is why I believe I'm too fat to live.

Because when I go clothes shopping, and nothing, nothing, fits me, it just seems like society is saying, no. No, you are too fucking fat for nice clothes. We don't want you. You're not allowed to look nice. The ill-fitting t-shirts and linen trousers are over there, in the corner, far away from everyone else. There you go.

I also feel right now like I'm pissing my flatmates off just by being here, and the house atmosphere of the house would be better if I wasn't.
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[Jul. 15th, 2008|01:48 pm]

teenagelogic
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[How | chipper]
[What |the used; 'pretty handsome awkward']

I realise I am at least a year late to the party, but seriously.

I mean, come on. The couch eats Bert! Quinn has dark hair! Jeph is Jeph and therefore automatically awesome! I'm still coming around to the new drummer guy (I really liked Branden), but whatever, it took me a while to get to like JWalk too, and these days he owns my soul. At least I've got over my aversion to Lies for the Liars now. Thumbs-up to finally giving things a chance!






(Hands up who else hates the messy YouTube embedding HTML, by the way? Even worse than LJ-cuts with the missing lines and the huge inexplicable gaps you can't delete and the weird alignment and, just, I'm irritated by these things.)